| X Macarena |
[Aug. 19th, 2006|01:06 am] |
Sei-chan's an assassin, a Sakurazukamori;
If he were a little smarter, then we wouldn't have a story,
But he ain't, and as a consquence his death is rather gory,
Sei macarena!
Subaru's the kind that very dark and handsome men mark;
He is very fond of brooding, rather like the Prince of Denmark.
Really wants to lose an eyeball, though his motive's rather foggy;
Ehhhh, Sumeragi!
Hokuto Sumeragi thinks that all men should enjoy love -
If it isn't yet apparent, she is quite into the boy love;
She's the only one whose fashion could compete with Mr. Yuuto -
Yay, it's Hokuto!
Young Kamui Shirou is a quiet, brooding loner,
When Kamui thinks of Fuuma, he always gets a massive sense of worry.
If he fails to bring him back, the world's gonna go kablooey,
Ehhh, it's Kamui!
Kasumi's skimpy clothing somehow doesn't even shame 'er.
Like our leading male cast, she is a noticeable flamer,
And her future's very bright (but simultaneously gloomy)
Karen Kasumi!
Loyal young Saiki ends up sleeping with the fishes
Due to terrible incaution in his choice of deepest wishes
'Cos when Fuuma Monou grants 'em, his chest ends up rather leaky
So long, Saiki!
Spanish interlude:
Da los cuerpos muertos a su arbol, macarena.
!Y comiendo los cadavares, se hace macarena!
Da los cuerpos muertos a su arbol, macarena,
!Ehhh, sakurena!
Mr. Kakyou sees the future, and it's rather interesting,
There is angst and there is crying and a lot of stabby-chesting.
Has he got the sleeping sickness? Has he got a carcinoma?
Dude in a coma!
Miss Satsuki's got a problem, though we're sure she'd never tell us,
For the BEAST, it seems, is megalomaniacally jealous
(For example, it once strangled her pet teddy bear - poor Pooky!)
Hey, Miss Satsuki!
Fuuma Monou's an enigma; when he's going for the neck, he'll
Be quite gratified to demonstrate the Hyde inside his Jekyll,
He is fond of blood and leather. (That's a font of idle ruma.)
Hey, kids, it's Fuuma!
Innocent Kotori for Shirou's attention vying,
Wants to stain her clothing blue and ends up very good at dyeing,
Now her head is both a bookend and a grim memento mori,
Poor Miss Kotori!
Dreamseer Hinoto is a princess in a crisis,
For her visions terrify her (though they manage to entice us),
Yes, she knows the world's ending, though the clues are very cryptic,
Aaaaapocalyptic!
Nataku is a lady, though it's missing certain trappings
And performs asphyxiation with its pretty gauzy wrappings
It thinks Fuuma's like a daddy, so they're generally chummy,
Aaaasexual mummy!
For an Angel, Kusanagi turns out rather pacifistic,
Though his neck-licking employer is disturbingly sadistic.
Nekoi knows he is a friend because he sees Invisi-doggy,
That's Kasanagi!
Expressionless and brooding, Miss Arashi's very emo
And she won't admit she cried while she was watching Finding Nemo.
She's a Seal, then an Angel, which is pretty wishy-washy
Missy Arashi!
Seiichiro Aoki works for CLAMP, which should be neat-o,
As in theory he can act to editorially veto.
But he doesn't go on strike - his nephew's death is okey-dokey?
Lackey Aoki! |
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